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Experience the Pixelated Passion of the Christ in the Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy

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Whole Tone Games have put their Jesus Christ RPG holy trinity of games onto Steam Greenlight.

The games cover the birth, life, (spoilers) death and the eventual (even more spoilers) resurrection of Jesus Christ, as told in the Bible. The game starts off with Baby Jesus Christ RPG, followed by Jesus Christ RPG, and finally comes to a conclusion in the glorious return of the messiah himself in Rise Jesus Christ RPG.

It’s hard to tell from just the trailers and screenshots alone if this is a proper adaptation of Biblical scriptures, a parody game, or if this is simply a low-budget RPG Maker game. Perhaps a combination of all three? My favorite bit so far is seeing Judas Iscariot’s class being listed as “traitor.” It’s the little things, right?

To be clear, these games will be entirely free when and if they make it onto Steam proper.

You can find Jesus Christ RPG here on Steam Greenlight.

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5 comments
  1. Audie Bakerson
    Audie Bakerson
    March 15, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    Every time I see a game like this is makes me a bit sad we’ll never see ACTUAL games based on stuff in the the bible.

    Joshua and Judges in particular have lots of material for video game adaptations. Read Judges 15 and tell me you wouldn’t pay good money for a Shophet Musou!

  2. Game Guy
    Game Guy
    March 15, 2015 at 4:14 pm

    Wut

  3. InfectedAI
    InfectedAI
    March 15, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    Completely agree. Religious writings could serve as some great material for various forms of entertainment.

  4. Phelan
    Phelan
    March 15, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    Aye… it is actually funny how people twisted what was written in bible.

    Relgion of love? Let’s see… nope

    6 “If your brother, the son of your mother,[b] or your son or daughter, or the wife you embrace, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, ‘Let us go and worship other gods’—which neither you nor your fathers have known, 7 any of the gods of the peoples around you, near you or far from you, from one end of the earth to the other— 8 you must not yield to him or listen to him. SHOW HIM NO PITY,[c] and do not spare him or shield him. 9 Instead, YOU MUST KILL HIM. Your hand is to be the first against him to put him to death, and then the hands of all the people. 10 STONE HIM to death for trying to turn you away from the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the place of slavery. 11 All Israel will hear and be afraid, and they will no longer do anything evil like this among you.

    12 “If you hear it said about one of your cities the Lord your God is giving you to live in, 13 that wicked men have sprung up among you, led the inhabitants of their city astray, and said, ‘Let us go and worship other gods,’ which you have not known, 14 you are to inquire, investigate, and interrogate thoroughly. If the report turns out to be true that this detestable thing has happened among you, 15 you must strike down the inhabitants of that city with the sword. COMPLETLY DESTROY EVERYONE in it as well as its livestock with the sword. 16 You are to gather all its spoil in the middle of the city square and completely burn up the city and all its spoil for the Lord your God. THE CITY MUST REAMIN A MOUND OF RUINS FOREVER; it is not to be rebuilt. 17 Nothing set apart for destruction is to remain in your hand, so that the Lord will turn from His burning anger and grant you mercy, show you compassion, and multiply you as He swore to your fathers. 18 This will occur if you obey the Lord your God, keeping all His commands I am giving you today, doing what is right in the sight of the Lord your God.”

    Christianity and Judaism are religions twisted by people. People would be terrified and scared to death if someone would actually read it… instead having it just to show everyone how great believers they are.

    Don’t make mistake, I am catholic… but I’m pissed of that people are so dumb to believe something which they didn’t even bother to read. As for Bible… it is really interesting book. Book of wars, warlords, blood, hate… it really is interesting.

    oh btw… did anyone know that man who got his tescticles crushed or penis cut off… can’t go to heaven? Because why not? Nobody like sissies right? Someone got testicles cancer? ow… that’s a pity but fuck you paradise won’t be for you.

  5. Carl B.
    Carl B.
    March 15, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    It’s a shame that you can’t class change Jesus. He starts as a carpenter and that’s it!!! I mean, really. You can change the fishermen, but not him? Carpenter only get hammer spec, that’s nerfed.