Kenichiro Takaki, Japan’s huge boob producer, is known for not really being afraid of showing his adoration for the female form. Previously, he showed off a parody of virtual reality headsets we see these days in the form of the Head Mount Pi-Play. Now, he’s made a breast gaming console.
Featured above, you can view a trailer that has full English subtitles and voices, showing off the new console prototype, dubbed the “New-Rin Jokan.” The new console is designed to bridge that gap where the Pi-Play left off, and hopefully bring the digital world to the real world.
Coming off their continued use of puns, the “Pizap” (pi being short for oppai, or breasts in Japanese), the feminine statue has a servo motor that makes both lateral and vertical breast swaying possible, producing a realistic physical representation of the ladies in game.
“We’ve been working on the development of a completely new game machine, which calculates vibration, air pressure, and even sound pressure,” said the truly dedicated scientists from the Department of Hyper Enormous Boobage Development.
The more you run on the treadmill, the more the game progresses. The jiggling of the Pizap is directly linked to the game’s “PuruPuru Engine” (clearly a nod to the PuruPuru finishers that are new to Estival Versus), and you’ll even experience real wind as you run. The set-up has an anti-crime system, which blinds curious eyes that try to see underneath the system’s clothes, while also keeping their mothers from worrying of such an act.
Bakunyu-commentator Hisashi chimed in, saying that as you run with the machine, you’ll encounter women, fall in love, and maybe even get married, all thanks to the Pizap. The constant enjoyment of breasts will lead to improved mental and physical health, which “some doctors” say will extend the livespan of 25% of men.
Finally, the video finishes off with a quote from the mastermind and huge boob producer himself, Kenichiro Takaki:
“Play game or Playboy. The era in which you have to choose either to play games or be popular is finished. The appearance of this invention gives the meaning to a revolution that the more you play game, the more popular you are.”
Oh Takaki-san, please never change.
Senran Kagura: Estival Versus is slated for release in Japan on March 26, 2015 for PlayStation 4 and PlayStation Vita.