Rumored to exist and now announced as a real product, an official Xbox toaster is hitting retail in all its breadlike glory.
The new Xbox Series S styled toaster is now available to order (via Walmart) for a paltry $39.99, and will let you toast two pieces of your preferred carbohydrate slices with glorious Xbox logos. You can even thaw out frozen treats from your Xbox Series X fridge, too.
This isn’t a cheap or featureless toaster either, it has an LED countdown timer, multiple toasting/shade presets, a premium burn-free chassis, and a self-centering bread guide which accommodates regular bread, big ol’ Texas toast, waffles, and more.
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