Some games gain notoriety not by their gameplay but for their characters. This seems to be the case with Haydee, a recently Greenlit indie game on Steam, which is described as a “hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics.”
You control Haydee, a cyborg with both remarkable posterior and mammary assets, who is trying to escape a futuristic complex filled with deadly traps, murderous robots – while sharing the same interior decorators with Portal’s GLaDOS.
Key features:
- Large complex to explore. 6 gameplay sections. 160 rooms.
- No regeneration. Use medkits.
- No checkpoints. Use save stations and diskettes.
- All items are hidden. Explore.
- Limited inventory. 9 slots for your pleasure.
- Hardcore gameplay. You will fail. A lot.
- No handholding. Act on your own.
- This game won’t tire to kill you. Be persistent.
There’s a demo available for anyone interested to check Haydee‘s potential up and close. Just be warned, if you think you could have some issues staring at a robust ass and jiggly breast for hours while exploring, this game may not be for you.
Haydee was Greenlit and the full version will be released to Steam when available.
Kansokusha
August 16, 2016 at 10:00 pmMan that’s a claustrophobic FOV
Annie T. Mood
August 16, 2016 at 10:01 pmThe game looks kind of okay I guess but that cyborg looks too Thicc for me.
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 10:08 pmI wanna fuck her
Marshmello
August 16, 2016 at 10:08 pmHola, alguien quiere ser mi amigo :C
OldPalpy
August 16, 2016 at 10:16 pmLarge rear to explore. 6 sections. 160 positions.
No regeneration. Use viagra.
All erogenous zones are hidden. Explore.
Limited inventory. 3 slots for your pleasure.
Hardcore foreplay. You will fail. A lot.
No handholding. Act on your own.
This ass won’t tire to milk you. Be persistent.
Jack
August 16, 2016 at 10:17 pmT H I C C
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 10:22 pmI watched this 5 times already. Something about it is so hypnotising… Send help.
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 10:23 pmI’ll say.
larverto365
August 16, 2016 at 10:34 pmtalk to the booty
more booty
fine booty
you guys are a bad influence
Yabloko Molloco San
August 16, 2016 at 10:35 pmUUURGGHHH
Km
August 16, 2016 at 10:44 pmYou can really tell these guys know their priorities.
TheCynicalReaper
August 16, 2016 at 10:48 pmTHICKER
TheCynicalReaper
August 16, 2016 at 10:49 pmLook, yes that is the perfect Ara~ proportions.
Yes, that is exactly what we like.
No, I and (I hope) others will not just give this attention because of your Ara Ara~ faceless cyborg
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 10:49 pmI REALLY CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT THE ROBOT’S ASS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAYUMMMMMMMM
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 10:51 pmYou can’t get more thick than that
An Honest Opinion
August 16, 2016 at 10:52 pmYou need OpenGL to run the demo. I have no idea how to get started:
https://www.opengl.org/wiki/Getting_Started
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 10:52 pmI’ll pirate dat ass
magicalfollower
August 16, 2016 at 10:52 pmIt’s a good day to be an ass man.
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 10:57 pmhttps://youtu.be/yNpMiT5qpyI
Miguel Angel Opazo Arancibia
August 16, 2016 at 10:59 pmThere is nothing like impregnating a girl with your inferior genetic material.
Eldhin Hellknight
August 16, 2016 at 11:02 pmWell, it’s backstory convinced me. I’m interested now
scemar
August 16, 2016 at 11:06 pmIT BEGINS
WE NEED TO GO THICKER
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 11:09 pmhttps://youtu.be/MkqSNS9va5k
Minuteworld92
August 16, 2016 at 11:23 pmhttps://youtu.be/Tjp-_xhZXY0
Nitesco
August 16, 2016 at 11:34 pmNo subtlety here.
But that’s why I like it.
Black_Bob
August 16, 2016 at 11:40 pmI’m… I’m OK with this.
larverto365
August 16, 2016 at 11:41 pmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP3sffVKbYM
Black_Bob
August 16, 2016 at 11:42 pmIt comes packaged with openAL. Install that and then run the executable for the game (launcher.exe).
Bob Smith
August 16, 2016 at 11:45 pmI await our glorious fembot future.
Shinobu
August 16, 2016 at 11:47 pmNow this is the kind of progress I can get behind! Literally!
Offendatron_5000
August 16, 2016 at 11:53 pmI’m scare-roused.
Black_Bob
August 16, 2016 at 11:56 pmAll jokes aside, the avatar is really well designed and moves well. I’ve been playing it for the last 10 minutes and currently on softcore mode. Working on solving a puzzle without dying because of fall damage. Should be pretty simple to drop down a ledge but ‘G’ doesn’t seem to be for that function.
I like it so far.
Captain Vidya
August 17, 2016 at 12:50 amI’d rather it be a robo butt than a fleshy butt, but I’ll take what I can get.
TheManWithPants
August 17, 2016 at 1:53 am>Dat Booty
>Dem Jiggle Physics
SWEET LAWDEH
https://media.giphy.com/media/LRVnPYqM8DLag/giphy.gif
nine_ball
August 17, 2016 at 1:58 amThe game needs more clang
Kenta_Ikegami
August 17, 2016 at 2:07 amhttps://youtu.be/Y8EMndSFFMk
TheManWithPants
August 17, 2016 at 2:14 am>when you driving and you slow down as you see a thick-ass robot walkin by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3lld_DcktA
Ferny
August 17, 2016 at 3:14 am>Looks at greenligth page comments, mod ready to change her legs to a black skin tone. Oooohh yeah! Ghetto Booty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHGOO73Gxg4
GameZard
August 17, 2016 at 3:38 amWhen did Zero form Borderlands 2 get so sexy?
No_Good_Names_Ever
August 17, 2016 at 3:48 am“Thicc”
I wonder what dipshit started that idiotic change.
Is the thing with puzzle games gonna be that you’re stuck in a maze now?
Alistair
August 17, 2016 at 4:29 amNow that a mighty fine cyborg you got there, that anita will be proud of her.
“we can rebuild her” they new motto.
Alistair
August 17, 2016 at 4:32 amA good thing about being a cyborg is you can have a bolt on Penis and off again. Christ i wish i can do that.
GamesGoodMeGood
August 17, 2016 at 4:35 amfucking hell her ass
Qmish
August 17, 2016 at 5:25 amBender, is that you?
Madbrainbox
August 17, 2016 at 5:32 amThere’s a demo for it.Might as well give it a try.See if it plays well with one hand.
Juan Manuel M. Suárez
August 17, 2016 at 6:48 amFor a Metroidvania, it’s got a lot of plot going on for it~.
Extrange
August 17, 2016 at 7:09 am….I knew you guys would like this article….
Etherblaze
August 17, 2016 at 7:26 amYes please.
Kengofu
August 17, 2016 at 8:42 amSHE THICC
SHE SUCC ME
Minuteworld92
August 17, 2016 at 8:57 amOff topic but you guys need to cover metal gear survive. Holy fuck what even is this…
https://youtu.be/X3hjRKGrC40
Extrange
August 17, 2016 at 8:58 amYou mean this? http://nichegamer.com/2016/08/17/post-hideo-kojima-metal-gear-announced-metal-gear-survive/
Izzy Lichi
August 17, 2016 at 10:13 amwhat the fuck is a Thicc? and why am i irritated whenever highschool kids say it?
Daryl Corey
August 17, 2016 at 10:36 amI don’t really like the head but I guess if you slap a paper bag over that you are good to go.
Extrange
August 17, 2016 at 10:43 amhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thicc
ProxyDoug
August 17, 2016 at 11:58 amThe camera seems horrible.
Lea Pastillaroja
August 17, 2016 at 12:13 pmgreat assets…
the pun police will kick your door down…
If the SJW gestapo doesn’t do it first
TrojanHorse711
August 17, 2016 at 12:25 pmYou had me at ‘Metroidvania’, and you sold me at assets. Now how’s the gamepla-
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Well crap.
InfectedAI
August 17, 2016 at 12:49 pmThis looks horrendous. It looks like one of those ‘games’ tv shows would quickly slap together when they needed to show a character playing something but couldn’t show an actual game.
“I can’t believe you play this perverted crap!” “It’s not perverted!” (Shows horrible looking model of a person with ridiculous boobs and ass) (smirks)”Oh really?” (queue annoying laugh track)
Also the camera angles are horrible. The barrier to entry for Steam Greenlight is much lower than I thought.
InfectedAI
August 17, 2016 at 12:51 pmWhat the heck is that from? Do I wanna know?
An Honest Opinion
August 17, 2016 at 1:36 pmApparently my system was missing VCRuntime something. I installed it, then I got another error saying the game couldn’t run properly. I give up, lol. Watched a demo playthrough on YouTube and it looks alright. Will play the full game when it launches. Thanks for the reply here, appreciate it.
Nuku Nuku Natsume Mishima
August 17, 2016 at 1:50 pmWhere can I buy that sexy robot? XD.
Kev Lew
August 17, 2016 at 1:53 pmtomb raider-ish with a portal inspired theme and resident evil 4-5-6-revalations control scheme. Looks interesting, even without that camera angle.
Donwel
August 17, 2016 at 2:02 pmWell colour me interested.
Extrange
August 17, 2016 at 2:52 pmRondo Duo -Fortissimo at Dawn- .
It has an English patch.
Extrange
August 17, 2016 at 2:57 pm*gif posting time*
Extrange
August 17, 2016 at 3:01 pmI’m a benevolent god.
John Smith
August 17, 2016 at 3:02 pmI spend dozens of hours modding skyrim to look like this and just like skyrim ill only get in 15 minutes of game time before i gotta stop from over stimulation
Master Bating
August 17, 2016 at 3:53 pmToo bad its the worse fetish
A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
August 17, 2016 at 4:53 pmWell this won’t create alot of Rule34 materi…too late.
A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
August 17, 2016 at 6:56 pmworst?
Master Bating
August 17, 2016 at 7:34 pmIts neitehr Yuri or straight, Its Futa and I curse God everyday for it.
Rhithen Shtred
August 17, 2016 at 8:25 pmHmmm the design is convincig
Rhithen Shtred
August 17, 2016 at 8:27 pmThe desing convinced me
A Loli de 42 Anos
August 17, 2016 at 9:56 pmActually looks fun! the game features look interesting and Challenging.
with that being said;
Khirt
August 18, 2016 at 8:10 amDo other TinkleBell games have english patches?
Keirnoth
August 18, 2016 at 1:18 pmAuthor posted a mirror download link, get it from here:
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0By-Ch44d1npnd2lJR2ltMFpoeFE&export=download
Sauce to prove I’m not bsing: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/updates/735346310/1470216215
bacon fedt
August 18, 2016 at 4:16 pmIm sure you mean this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zOZvBSf7sk
A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
August 18, 2016 at 4:50 pmI looked up gameplay video’s…I regret it.
Arturo Martin del Campo
August 18, 2016 at 6:50 pmYou forggot to mention in the Key Features the impressive body that the main character has, i mean, Those things are not even human like XD
Arturo Martin del Campo
August 18, 2016 at 6:52 pmYou forggot to mention in the Key Features the impressive body that the main character has, i mean, Those things are not even human like… XD
That One Guy Doing Things
August 19, 2016 at 1:12 amRondo Duo it’s a visual novel.
Zanard Bell
August 20, 2016 at 12:39 amA S S
Shamz
September 26, 2016 at 5:56 pmLooks like yet another Unity trash game. I can’t believe people actually buy this garbage.
Trouble Man
October 21, 2016 at 11:57 pmWho the hell doesn’t like futa/female? It’s like lesbianism with a chance of impregnation.
Raspberry
November 3, 2016 at 3:37 amLUL butthurt Gaben’s personal faggot is BUTTHURT KEK