Sonic the Hedgehog is quite a beloved Sega mascot – he’s been around for a long, long time.

Due to the familiarity and nostalgia factor, there have been many parodies and fan videos made featuring the blue blur, but none quite like this. Animation Domination High-Def has put out a video depicting what they call “Scientifically Accurate™ Sonic the Hedgehog,” and man is it pretty damn hilarious!

Featured above, you can watch the animation in full, and it mentions some very horrifying and yet confusing things that real life hedgehogs actually do – like eating their own children, or using their own feces to create a sort of lather that they eventually rub into their own fur. Oh and they poop when they run really fast!

Disgusting right? I’m not sure if I want to finally get that hedgehog pet I’ve always wanted anymore..