Publisher Running With Scissors and developer Goonswarm Games have announced POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, a new bullet-heaven style spinoff game.
POSTAL: Bullet Paradise is in development for Windows PC, Mac, and Linux (via Steam) with a release set for sometime in Q3 2026. Console ports for Switch, PS4, and PS5 will come later.
“POSTAL: Bullet Paradise is all about releasing the essence of POSTAL and its signature gallows humor into an over-the-top and highly replayable package,” said Artem Korovkin, CEO, Goonswarm Games in a press release. “Equal parts irreverent and action-packed, we’re thrilled to partner with Running With Scissors to bring this dystopian slice of Paradise to life.”
Running With Scissors founder Vince Desi added, “No way in Hell Mike J is going to Heaven. But he’s definitely gunning for POSTAL: Bullet Paradise next year.”
Here’s a rundown on the game, plus its reveal trailer:
POSTAL: Bullet Paradise throws the Dude straight into the Shitty Future, a world where every robot, psycho, mutant, and corporate goon wants you very, very dead. Good news: you don’t care. Even better news: there’s plenty of junk lying around that can be turned into guns, bombs, or whatever else makes things explode.
This is a bullet-heaven shooter with online co-op, an arsenal of improvised weapons, and more psychos than the Dude has unpaid parking tickets. Pick your favorite Dude from across the POSTAL multiverse and carve your way through waves of chaos, upgrades, and stupidly dangerous power fantasy moments.
Key Features
- Play as multiple Dudes – Choose from iconic versions of the POSTAL Dude from across the entire series. Each one has unique stats, perks, and attitude problems.
- Online co-op carnage – Team up with friends (or other unstable strangers) to survive the endless storm of enemies. Revive each other, stack builds, and ruin the future together.
- Bullet-heaven gameplay – Hundreds of enemies on screen. Thousands of projectiles. Zero shame. Movement and build choices matter… mostly because everything is trying to erase you.
- DIY arsenal – Trash becomes firepower. Upgrade weird weapons, stack absurd modifiers, and turn broken scraps into overpowered monstrosities.
- The Shitty Future – A dystopian world filled with psycho, corporate cultists, malfunctioning robots, and way too much surveillance. If it moves, it probably wants to kill you.
- Progression that actually feels good – Unlock new Dudes and other well-known POSTAL characters, weapons, abilities, and synergies as you survive longer. Die horribly, come back stronger.
- Multiverse flavor – POSTAL 1, 2, 3, 4, Brain Damaged… they’re all here. Easter eggs, references, and familiar faces for fans who know the chaos by heart.
- Stupid jokes, smart explosions – POSTAL-style humor and a lot of things blowing up. Sometimes both at once.
