If you’re a fan of J.R.R. Tolkien’s work, you probably never thought you’d see the words “sexified” and “Shelob” in the same sentence.

Now, Monolith Productions have proven themselves mad with too much power over a beloved license, as they’ve introduced Shelob’s new form in Middle-earth: Shadow of War.

Featured above, you can view a new trailer introducing the horrifying spider-creature, which seems to have some kind of human-like form (but could possibly be more of a mental apparition or something). Whatever it is, I’m sure there’s already fan-made pornography of it.

Here’s a brief synopsis of Shelob, via Tolkien lore:

“But still, she was there, who was there before Sauron, and before the first stone of Barad-dûr; and she served none but herself, drinking the blood of Elves and Men, bloated and grown fat with endless brooding on her feasts, weaving webs of shadow; for all living things were her food, and her vomit darkness.“

I’m also sure there are probably some unwashed heathens out there who would still get off to her spider form.

Middle-earth: Shadow of War is launching across PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One worldwide on October 10th.

EDITOR’S NOTE: ANY ANTI-SEXY SPIDER COMMENTS MADE ARE NOT MEANT TO BE SERIOUS