Microsoft just unveiled Minecraft‘s latest update, and nobody could have predicted this.
Announced on March 31st, 2023, The Sex Update is Minecraft‘s newest content drop, set to release on April 1st, 2023.
The company has stated the following:
Microsoft is aware that adult Minecraft players are struggling to find sexual partners, so as a form of relief, we have decided to roll out the Minecraft Sex Update.
The following features will be released for Beta testing:
Buttplug Bluetooth support;
8 new Nude skins, available for Minecoins™;
Sex 2 support;
5 new Minions skins;
More features will be announced in the future, so stay tuned!
Microsoft has also stated that the update will not be available for Minecraft VR, developers have been cited saying that it would be too real and it could replace sex completely, ending the human race as we know it.
Those who want to add new characters to Minecraft PE on their own and get to know virtual girls in their world should install Jenny mod. This is a unique addon that allows users to compare a beautiful girl who has realistic textures and some abilities.
Steve will no longer be lonely, because this is a chance to have a real relationship, interact with characters, and have fun in Minecraft Bedrock Edition.
If players want to meet other girls, it is worth installing Jenny 2 mod. This is an opportunity to meet Ellie, Bia, Luna, and Slime girl in the game world.
Happy April fools from Niche Gamer!
Minecraft is available (without the sex update) for Windows PC, Linux, Mac (all via the official website), Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Android, iOS, Amazon Fire, Amazon Fire, and Fire TV.
