Massive, Overwhelming, and Thick $700 Bowser Statue Announced

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First4Figures have announced their latest gaming-based figurine, and it’s quite the beast.

The 19 inches tall Super Mario antagonist Bowser statue is fully painted, assembled, and a whopping $700. You read that right – seven hundred United States dollary-doos. Featured above, you can view an introductory video with First4Figures staff as they fully unveil the statue.

Size isn’t everything with this statue, however, as the magnetized tongue can be swapped out for a fireball that even lights up with it’s built-in LEDs.

You can pre-order the Bowser statue over on the First4Figures website, and pre-orders will be available until November 17th. The company is looking to ship the figures in Q3 of next year.

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  1. John Smith
    John Smith
    November 7, 2017 at 12:25 pm

    Please dont sexualize Bowser

  2. Justin Williams
    Justin Williams
    November 7, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    My penis has been described as such but can be had for under $700.

  3. Lo-Ping
    November 7, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  4. Kakaku
    November 7, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Gonna get bought up in 10 minutes and sold for $70,000 online. People will still buy it.

  5. RPGEndBoss
    November 7, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Girth > Length

  6. Eldhin Hellknight
    Eldhin Hellknight
    November 7, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    Massive, Overwhelming, and Thick… Bowser Statue

  7. PaRaLLaXTHeTiCS
    November 7, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    That would make a sweet hood ornament

  8. Uncle Ocelot
    Uncle Ocelot
    November 7, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    I was expecting some Bad Dragon type shit for a second.

  9. Fandangle
    November 7, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Bowser is nothing but sexual.

  10. Snorlaxation
    November 7, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    you’re WAY too late for that

  11. Snorlaxation
    November 7, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    I’m sure it already exists somewhere

  12. Don Tworry
    Don Tworry
    November 7, 2017 at 3:29 pm


  13. Lis Boriss
    Lis Boriss
    November 7, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Oh sweetie, the internet beat you to that a LOOOONG time ago

  14. Neppers
    November 7, 2017 at 4:23 pm


  15. Bitterbear
    November 7, 2017 at 5:18 pm


    Bad Dragon Griffon XL.

  16. chaoguy
    November 7, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    While I’m not a fan of figures, I must say that for those that do want it (and can afford it) it’s a great piece of craftsmanship. It just boggles my mind Nintendo would greenlight it over 10x the amount of smaller figures you could buy and pose (and would probably sell better).

  17. Mr. Capo
    Mr. Capo
    November 7, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    The one time panda comments on nichegamer smh.

  18. Tubsiwub
    November 7, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    That’s a hefty price for something I have zero interest in… and I like figurines, statues and Mario-anything.

  19. ProfessorFluffy
    November 8, 2017 at 6:27 am

    Unless the company offers free shipping, this is going to cost people well over 700$. With the size and weight, I wouldn’t be surprised if a buyer ends up paying over 800$ for it.

  20. ProxyDoug
    November 8, 2017 at 8:36 am

    Some even say 50 Shades of Gray is a Super Mario fanfiction.

  21. Jack Thompson
    Jack Thompson
    November 8, 2017 at 10:40 am

    Timestamp? Not willing to watch an hour of “how we made a bowser statue”.

  22. Sigurd Chalphy
    Sigurd Chalphy
    November 8, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Anyone remember that life sized Darth Malgus statue you basically needed a bus pass to ship?

  23. Michael Richardson
    Michael Richardson
    November 8, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Cool statue, but in no way, shape, or form is it worth that much money.

  24. JohnnyCageFan2
    November 8, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    $700 for a 19-inch figure? It doesn’t even look that good, but it has LEDs tho… Legit cannot wait for the aftermarket prices.

  25. defanged olybeast
    defanged olybeast
    November 9, 2017 at 3:44 am

    Honestly… If someone was gonna drop seven bills on a magnificent Bowser statue I don’t think an extra bill or two for shipping would faze them. I know personally if had the funds on hand to get something like this that wouldn’t be a concern to me.

  26. iswear12
    November 9, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    don’t be dumb; you’ll have buyer’s remorse and you know it!

  27. Kakaku
    November 11, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    Joking. I would love to have it, but certainly not going to spend $700 + $100 shipping + taxes and then wait an entire year for it to ship. Like I said I don’t even have a working computer right now.