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New Compile Heart Teaser Poll Asks the Million Dollar Question: Boobs or Butts?

Compile Heart has opened yet another teaser website, only this time we might see the beginning of a new cultural debate coming out of it.

The new teaser asks you, dear reader, one of the most important questions of our species: boobs or butts, which side are you on? You can vote on which you prefer, boobs or butts. The above image is shown on the teaser website.

The website also has the Genkai Tokki series mascot Otton (the little pink otter that goes from being sad and flaccid to jubilant and erect) in the bottom, so we’re thinking it has to be teasing a new Genkai Tokki game. Otton is also saying something: “The winning side will get the underwear.”

The game will be revealed at this year’s Dengeki Game Festival on March 12th, this Sunday. At the time of publication, butts are currently winning over boobs, so make sure to go and vote!


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49 comments
  1. Dewey Defeats Truman
    Dewey Defeats Truman
    March 7, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    but, a butt

  2. Eldhin Hellknight
    Eldhin Hellknight
    March 7, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    Can i choose both?

  3. CRES
    CRES
    March 7, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    Umm, Life?

  4. Kiryu
    Kiryu
    March 7, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    Boobs,Titties.

  5. Loli q maratonou Shonen Quest
    Loli q maratonou Shonen Quest
    March 8, 2017 at 12:05 am

    money well invested

  6. Zero Eternity
    Zero Eternity
    March 8, 2017 at 12:20 am

    Tits are Life, and Ass is Hometown!

  7. Zero Eternity
    Zero Eternity
    March 8, 2017 at 12:22 am

    Tits are Life, and Ass is Hometown!

  8. Kelborne
    Kelborne
    March 8, 2017 at 12:34 am

    Trick question. The answer is ayssntittays.

  9. hachifusa
    hachifusa
    March 8, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Both

  10. Shin Megami Tensei
    Shin Megami Tensei
    March 8, 2017 at 12:49 am

    Its funny cause he was lying.

  11. Madbrainbox
    Madbrainbox
    March 8, 2017 at 1:07 am

    Good man.

  12. Vagina-senpai
    Vagina-senpai
    March 8, 2017 at 1:23 am

    I like vagina!

  13. Jigsy
    Jigsy
    March 8, 2017 at 3:26 am

    Legs. The kind of legs you could just suck on for a day…

  14. Mr0303
    Mr0303
    March 8, 2017 at 4:24 am

    I have a tiny bit of hope that it is a Keijo game, but chances are it’s another Genkai Tokki that we’ll never see localised.

  15. catazxy
    catazxy
    March 8, 2017 at 5:00 am

    Normally Butts, but in drawings the boobs always look perky and delicious, while the butts look samey.

  16. magicalfollower
    magicalfollower
    March 8, 2017 at 5:16 am

    But unlike boobs and butt, you can’t use it on a recreational way…I think…

  17. Truck
    Truck
    March 8, 2017 at 5:26 am

    Give me dem big o titties

  18. tccboss
    tccboss
    March 8, 2017 at 6:59 am

    The answer is obviously dicks.

  19. Neku
    Neku
    March 8, 2017 at 8:28 am

    big anime tiddies

  20. randomdude
    randomdude
    March 8, 2017 at 9:20 am

    And we all thought our first starter pokemon was a hard choice

  21. Zufield
    Zufield
    March 8, 2017 at 9:24 am

    Considering that the franchise mascot was featured, I’d say that it’s all but certain.

  22. ProxyDoug
    ProxyDoug
    March 8, 2017 at 9:24 am

    Anime boobs look better most of the time, but in 3D I’d go for butt any day.

  23. BaronKrause
    BaronKrause
    March 8, 2017 at 9:42 am

    Dont get too excited, last game in the series didn’t even get an Asia English version like its 2 predecessors.

  24. Astro
    Astro
    March 8, 2017 at 9:51 am

    if there’s a will, there’s a way my friend (¬‿¬)

  25. Eldhin Hellknight
    Eldhin Hellknight
    March 8, 2017 at 10:12 am

    Yeah, this is not an easy decision. Many aspects to consider for both sides

  26. Laytonaster
    Laytonaster
    March 8, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Truly the ultimate battle of life and hometown.

  27. Ruggarell
    Ruggarell
    March 8, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Asses for sure.

  28. AzureNova
    AzureNova
    March 8, 2017 at 11:38 am

    Boobs are winning so far, butt it’s a close race. Looking forward to when they bare it all and show us what this game is going to be.

  29. AuraMaster DX (austin9568)
    AuraMaster DX (austin9568)
    March 8, 2017 at 11:52 am

    *Butt ?

  30. MusouTensei
    MusouTensei
    March 8, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    One of each please.

  31. Jack Thompson
    Jack Thompson
    March 8, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    That picture obviously favors one over the other, putting a bias on voters. Remember ass uses sneaky tactics and attacks from behind. Boobs tackle things head on from the front with honor.

  32. Uncle Ocelot
    Uncle Ocelot
    March 8, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Both. No question about it.

  33. wavemotioncannon
    wavemotioncannon
    March 8, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    You sir, are a true connoisseur!
    … I was about to post the same :c

  34. wavemotioncannon
    wavemotioncannon
    March 8, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    narcissist! >:c

  35. sanic
    sanic
    March 8, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Tits, I already have an ass I couldn’t get proper tits unless I gained 30 pounds.

  36. Leandro Teixeira
    Leandro Teixeira
    March 8, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    Goddammit Compile Heart, I already pre ordered Gun Gun Pixies, I don’t have the money for another awesome,fan service filled game right now

  37. Vagina-senpai
    Vagina-senpai
    March 8, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    :(

  38. -blank-
    -blank-
    March 8, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    0/10 devs, they’re showing their ass bias immediately. Boycott!

  39. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 9, 2017 at 4:24 am

    The question should be “why can you Not have both”

    Boobs are life arse is booty town.

    Speaking of compile heart and IFI it been confirm that Mary stelker will be uncensored. And it look like more like monpiece but some of the clothes disappear.

  40. AWOOOO
    AWOOOO
    March 11, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    why not both?