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Shower With Your Dad Simulator is Going to Break Your Mind

File this one under the completely insane, but someone has gone and made a game about finding the correct father and taking a shower with him.

That’s right, in Shower With Your Dad Simulator—or its full name, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?—you have to match up three father-to-son pairs by navigating a seemingly large open bath house.

If you run into the wrong dad, you’ll be humiliated with the “WRONG DAD” message, and have to try again. There are two main game modes, “Endurodad” and “Dadathlon”, and while Dadathlon has you rapidly pairing different sons to their fathers, it’s not quite clear what Endurodad has you doing.

You can find Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad? here on Steam Greenlight.

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13 comments
  1. Jon Snow
    Jon Snow
    March 8, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    What

  2. Phelan
    Phelan
    March 8, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    And this is why greenlight was bad idea.

    Rock simulator
    Grass simulator
    Plane simulator
    Shower with your dead simulator

    Huh… come on steam.

  3. Dimi Gronnings
    Dimi Gronnings
    March 8, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    “Shower with your dead simulator”

    Now that you put it in perspective, maybe Shower With Your Dad isn’t that weird.

  4. Carl B.
    Carl B.
    March 8, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    Tiny pixel penises.

  5. Fenrir007
    Fenrir007
    March 8, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    At the very least, discoverability is a lot better on Steam than other similarly garbage-infested stores like Google Play Store and Apple Store.

    But yeah, I weep for all the crap that makes it through greenlight as a joke.

  6. Nin
    Nin
    March 8, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    Huh, rock simulator doesn’t sound too bad.

  7. Jon Snow
    Jon Snow
    March 8, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    It’s cold in there. Don’t judge

  8. Dunkelweldt
    Dunkelweldt
    March 9, 2015 at 1:36 am

    Why Do So Many Hipsters Have Daddy Issues, an article that you already pretty much know the answer to, so I don’t have to write it

  9. JackDandy
    JackDandy
    March 9, 2015 at 7:43 am

    whaaaaaaaat

  10. Tromboner
    Tromboner
    March 9, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    I mean, I laughed, but then I remembered the good games that languished in Greenlight for a depressing amount of time.

  11. Nonscpo
    Nonscpo
    March 9, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    Wahaha, OMFG…hajahaja!

  12. Fenrir007
    Fenrir007
    March 11, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    It’s the mineral, not the earsex.

  13. ttomm46
    ttomm46
    March 17, 2015 at 11:21 pm

    Next it will be Wiping your ass simulator..