Massive, Overwhelming, and Thick $700 Bowser Statue Announced

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First4Figures have announced their latest gaming-based figurine, and it’s quite the beast.

The 19 inches tall Super Mario antagonist Bowser statue is fully painted, assembled, and a whopping $700. You read that right – seven hundred United States dollary-doos. Featured above, you can view an introductory video with First4Figures staff as they fully unveil the statue.

Size isn’t everything with this statue, however, as the magnetized tongue can be swapped out for a fireball that even lights up with it’s built-in LEDs.

You can pre-order the Bowser statue over on the First4Figures website, and pre-orders will be available until November 17th. The company is looking to ship the figures in Q3 of next year.

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  • John Smith

    “THICK”
    Please dont sexualize Bowser

  • Justin Williams

    My penis has been described as such but can be had for under $700.

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  • Kakaku

    Gonna get bought up in 10 minutes and sold for $70,000 online. People will still buy it.

  • RPGEndBoss

    Girth > Length

  • Eldhin Hellknight

    Massive, Overwhelming, and Thick… Bowser Statue

  • PaRaLLaXTHeTiCS

    That would make a sweet hood ornament

  • Uncle Ocelot

    I was expecting some Bad Dragon type shit for a second.

  • Fandangle

    Bowser is nothing but sexual.

  • Snorlaxation

    you’re WAY too late for that

  • Snorlaxation

    I’m sure it already exists somewhere

  • Don Tworry

    Gay

  • Lis Boriss

    Oh sweetie, the internet beat you to that a LOOOONG time ago

  • Neppers

    HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BERSERK REFERENCE

  • Bitterbear

    Psst,

    Bad Dragon Griffon XL.

  • chaoguy

    While I’m not a fan of figures, I must say that for those that do want it (and can afford it) it’s a great piece of craftsmanship. It just boggles my mind Nintendo would greenlight it over 10x the amount of smaller figures you could buy and pose (and would probably sell better).

  • Mr. Capo

    The one time panda comments on nichegamer smh.

  • Tubsiwub

    That’s a hefty price for something I have zero interest in… and I like figurines, statues and Mario-anything.

  • ProfessorFluffy

    Unless the company offers free shipping, this is going to cost people well over 700$. With the size and weight, I wouldn’t be surprised if a buyer ends up paying over 800$ for it.

  • ProxyDoug

    Some even say 50 Shades of Gray is a Super Mario fanfiction.

  • Jack Thompson

    Timestamp? Not willing to watch an hour of “how we made a bowser statue”.

  • Sigurd Chalphy

    Anyone remember that life sized Darth Malgus statue you basically needed a bus pass to ship?

  • Michael Richardson

    Cool statue, but in no way, shape, or form is it worth that much money.

  • JohnnyCageFan2

    $700 for a 19-inch figure? It doesn’t even look that good, but it has LEDs tho… Legit cannot wait for the aftermarket prices.

  • defanged olybeast

    Honestly… If someone was gonna drop seven bills on a magnificent Bowser statue I don’t think an extra bill or two for shipping would faze them. I know personally if had the funds on hand to get something like this that wouldn’t be a concern to me.

  • iswear12

    don’t be dumb; you’ll have buyer’s remorse and you know it!

  • Kakaku

    Joking. I would love to have it, but certainly not going to spend $700 + $100 shipping + taxes and then wait an entire year for it to ship. Like I said I don’t even have a working computer right now.