Genital Jousting Hits Full Release With New Story Mode

Devolver Digital and developer Freelives (Broforce, GORN) have launched the full release for Genital Jousting.

The game’s title is entirely reflective on what the game is about – disembodied penises that can move around and thrust themselves into things, and at times, shoot out things in a jubilant display of happiness and relief (at least that’s what it looks like to me).

Alongside the game’s full release is a new story mode, which includes dynamic voiceover narration – all focused on the trials and tribulations of a disembodied cock named John as he seeks love in a world that sadly doesn’t love him back. Featured above, you can view a new trailer showcasing the game’s 1.0 launch, as well as its new story mode.

Devolver also confirmed the game has pleased more than 300,000 players since its release on Early Access, and as such they’re releasing a limited physical cock plushie that comes with a Steam code for the game. It makes suggestive spurting noises too.

Here’s a rundown on the game:

Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.

New Story Mode

Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He’ll need some help along the way. He’s wobbly, he’s soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that’s exactly what he’ll do.

If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading. 

Key Features:

  • Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.
  • Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
  • Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!

Genital Jousting is available for Windows PC via Steam.

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  1. Ebicentre
    January 30, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Amazingly allowed in Australia.

  2. Uncle Ocelot
    Uncle Ocelot
    January 30, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    When the bull is ready to pull out

  3. Maelstrom
    January 30, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Litterally how

  4. RPG
    January 30, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    Switch version when?

  5. kunuri
    January 30, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    I really wanted to be able to share this trailer as a joke but it’s just too cringey. What a shame.

  6. Envy-Noson
    January 30, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    What if the story mode is actually pretty good?

  7. ProxyDoug
    January 31, 2018 at 9:43 am

    Sausage Party: The Game

  8. Z3DH
    January 31, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    Not sure if progressive because of homosexual content or nonprogressive because of lack of female representation.