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You Too Can Now Have Literal Cock-Jousting Battles in Genital Jousting

Independent developer Free Lives (Broforce) have released their latest opus on Steam Early Access – Genital Jousting.

The online and local multiplayer game is rife with flaccid penises, floppy balls, and wiggly anuses. To better explain the game, simply watch the above trailer.

With support for up to eight players, you’ll be able to penetrate and be penetrated in ludicrous speeds in a variety of game modes – with the notable highlight of everything being consensual.

Here are the game’s key features:

  • Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.
  • Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
  • Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!

Free Lives will support and update the game with new features, game modes, challenges, and customizable gear for your digital penis. “I’ve lost all control,” said Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “Like most things, I blame the millennials.”

Genital Jousting is available now via Steam Early Access for $4.99.

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20 comments
  1. Mr0303
    Mr0303
    November 17, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    A literal cockfight. Fair enough.

  2. DrearierSpider
    DrearierSpider
    November 17, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    Trump presidency is already paying off.

  3. MAGAto
    MAGAto
    November 17, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Good thing there aren’t any vags to censor here.

  4. Steven T.
    Steven T.
    November 17, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Also known as Sigmund Freud’s Heroin-Induced Fever Dream.

  5. NeoTruth
    NeoTruth
    November 17, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    Literally a sausage fest.

  6. NukeA6
    NukeA6
    November 17, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    I’m not gonna lie, this looks like a great party game. All it needs is a type of King of the Hill where one of the dicks goes after a “donut” and all the others have to fight over it.

  7. InkBrush
    InkBrush
    November 17, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    This sounds like something in those old Speakonia vids.

  8. Tyrone Jackson
    Tyrone Jackson
    November 17, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Another one for the YouTube “gamers” lol

  9. Uncle Ocelot
    Uncle Ocelot
    November 17, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    That’s a pretty great press release.

  10. RetroGamer
    RetroGamer
    November 17, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    That’s just nasty, but if others want to play it, more power to ’em.

  11. fire lion
    fire lion
    November 17, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    You just described every FPS game.

  12. fire lion
    fire lion
    November 17, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    This looks interesting. If it was about vaginas, you know Kotaku would praise it as the next Undertale.

  13. Annie T. Mood
    Annie T. Mood
    November 17, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    I’m feeling legitimately uncomfortable watching a video of cocks with anusholes go into the anushole of cocks but I can’t help but want it.

    FFS Devolver

  14. GrimFate
    GrimFate
    November 18, 2016 at 2:58 am

    wtf?! “This item is currently unavailable in your region”. Never seen that on Steam before…

  15. DarkChaplain
    DarkChaplain
    November 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Again those americans misspelling Wiener as Weiner. Bloody hell.

  16. SullenSamurai
    SullenSamurai
    November 19, 2016 at 3:21 am

    Literal cock-jousting? So…roosters on horseback fighting for honor and prestige?

  17. AWOOOO
    AWOOOO
    December 4, 2016 at 12:27 am

    I wonder if the japanese version of this game will have all the dicks pixelated?