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THICC Cybernetics Game Haydee Comes to Steam with Impressive Assets

Some games gain notoriety not by their gameplay but for their characters. This seems to be the case with Haydee, a recently Greenlit indie game on Steam, which is described as a “hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics.”

You control Haydee, a cyborg with both remarkable posterior and mammary assets, who is trying to escape a futuristic complex filled with deadly traps, murderous robots – while sharing the same interior decorators with Portal’s GLaDOS.

Key features:

  • Large complex to explore. 6 gameplay sections. 160 rooms.
  • No regeneration. Use medkits.
  • No checkpoints. Use save stations and diskettes.
  • All items are hidden. Explore.
  • Limited inventory. 9 slots for your pleasure.
  • Hardcore gameplay. You will fail. A lot.
  • No handholding. Act on your own.
  • This game won’t tire to kill you. Be persistent.

There’s a demo available for anyone interested to check Haydee‘s potential up and close. Just be warned, if you think you could have some issues staring at a robust ass and jiggly breast for hours while exploring, this game may not be for you.

Haydee was Greenlit and the full version will be released to Steam when available.

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Diogo Teixeira

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A gamer since a young age, starting with oldies such as the IBM 386, Atari, and Commodore 64. A Portuguese guy with a tendency for snappy and witty remarks. Also harbors an obsession for adventure games.



85 comments
  1. Kansokusha
    Kansokusha
    August 16, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Man that’s a claustrophobic FOV

  2. Annie T. Mood
    Annie T. Mood
    August 16, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    The game looks kind of okay I guess but that cyborg looks too Thicc for me.

  3. Minuteworld92
    Minuteworld92
    August 16, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    I wanna fuck her

  4. Marshmello
    Marshmello
    August 16, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    Hola, alguien quiere ser mi amigo :C

  5. OldPalpy
    OldPalpy
    August 16, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Large rear to explore. 6 sections. 160 positions.
    No regeneration. Use viagra.
    All erogenous zones are hidden. Explore.
    Limited inventory. 3 slots for your pleasure.
    Hardcore foreplay. You will fail. A lot.
    No handholding. Act on your own.
    This ass won’t tire to milk you. Be persistent.

  6. Jack
    Jack
    August 16, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    T H I C C

  7. Minuteworld92
    Minuteworld92
    August 16, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    I watched this 5 times already. Something about it is so hypnotising… Send help.

  8. Minuteworld92
    Minuteworld92
    August 16, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    I’ll say.

  9. larverto365
    larverto365
    August 16, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    talk to the booty
    more booty
    fine booty

    you guys are a bad influence

  10. Yabloko Molloco San
    Yabloko Molloco San
    August 16, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    UUURGGHHH

  11. Km
    Km
    August 16, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    You can really tell these guys know their priorities.

  12. TheCynicalReaper
    TheCynicalReaper
    August 16, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    THICKER

  13. TheCynicalReaper
    TheCynicalReaper
    August 16, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Look, yes that is the perfect Ara~ proportions.
    Yes, that is exactly what we like.
    No, I and (I hope) others will not just give this attention because of your Ara Ara~ faceless cyborg

  14. Minuteworld92
    Minuteworld92
    August 16, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    I REALLY CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT THE ROBOT’S ASS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAYUMMMMMMMM

  15. Minuteworld92
    Minuteworld92
    August 16, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    You can’t get more thick than that

  16. Minuteworld92
    Minuteworld92
    August 16, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    I’ll pirate dat ass

  17. magicalfollower
    magicalfollower
    August 16, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    It’s a good day to be an ass man.

  18. Miguel Angel Opazo Arancibia
    Miguel Angel Opazo Arancibia
    August 16, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    There is nothing like impregnating a girl with your inferior genetic material.

  19. Eldhin Hellknight
    Eldhin Hellknight
    August 16, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    Well, it’s backstory convinced me. I’m interested now

  20. scemar
    scemar
    August 16, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    IT BEGINS

    WE NEED TO GO THICKER

  21. Nitesco
    Nitesco
    August 16, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    No subtlety here.
    But that’s why I like it.

  22. Black_Bob
    Black_Bob
    August 16, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    I’m… I’m OK with this.

  23. Black_Bob
    Black_Bob
    August 16, 2016 at 11:42 pm

    It comes packaged with openAL. Install that and then run the executable for the game (launcher.exe).

  24. Bob Smith
    Bob Smith
    August 16, 2016 at 11:45 pm

    I await our glorious fembot future.

  25. Shinobu
    Shinobu
    August 16, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    Now this is the kind of progress I can get behind! Literally!

  26. Offendatron_5000
    Offendatron_5000
    August 16, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    I’m scare-roused.

  27. Black_Bob
    Black_Bob
    August 16, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    All jokes aside, the avatar is really well designed and moves well. I’ve been playing it for the last 10 minutes and currently on softcore mode. Working on solving a puzzle without dying because of fall damage. Should be pretty simple to drop down a ledge but ‘G’ doesn’t seem to be for that function.

    I like it so far.

  28. Captain Vidya
    Captain Vidya
    August 17, 2016 at 12:50 am

    I’d rather it be a robo butt than a fleshy butt, but I’ll take what I can get.

  29. nine_ball
    nine_ball
    August 17, 2016 at 1:58 am

    The game needs more clang

  30. GameZard
    GameZard
    August 17, 2016 at 3:38 am

    When did Zero form Borderlands 2 get so sexy?

  31. No_Good_Names_Ever
    No_Good_Names_Ever
    August 17, 2016 at 3:48 am

    “Thicc”
    I wonder what dipshit started that idiotic change.
    Is the thing with puzzle games gonna be that you’re stuck in a maze now?

  32. Alistair
    Alistair
    August 17, 2016 at 4:29 am

    Now that a mighty fine cyborg you got there, that anita will be proud of her.

    “we can rebuild her” they new motto.

  33. Alistair
    Alistair
    August 17, 2016 at 4:32 am

    A good thing about being a cyborg is you can have a bolt on Penis and off again. Christ i wish i can do that.

  34. Qmish
    Qmish
    August 17, 2016 at 5:25 am

    Bender, is that you?

  35. Madbrainbox
    Madbrainbox
    August 17, 2016 at 5:32 am

    There’s a demo for it.Might as well give it a try.See if it plays well with one hand.

  36. Juan Manuel M. Suárez
    Juan Manuel M. Suárez
    August 17, 2016 at 6:48 am

    For a Metroidvania, it’s got a lot of plot going on for it~.

  37. Extrange
    Extrange
    August 17, 2016 at 7:09 am

    ….I knew you guys would like this article….

  38. Etherblaze
    Etherblaze
    August 17, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Yes please.

  39. Kengofu
    Kengofu
    August 17, 2016 at 8:42 am

    SHE THICC
    SHE SUCC ME

  40. Minuteworld92
    Minuteworld92
    August 17, 2016 at 8:57 am

    Off topic but you guys need to cover metal gear survive. Holy fuck what even is this…

    https://youtu.be/X3hjRKGrC40

  41. Izzy Lichi
    Izzy Lichi
    August 17, 2016 at 10:13 am

    what the fuck is a Thicc? and why am i irritated whenever highschool kids say it?

  42. Daryl Corey
    Daryl Corey
    August 17, 2016 at 10:36 am

    I don’t really like the head but I guess if you slap a paper bag over that you are good to go.

  43. ProxyDoug
    ProxyDoug
    August 17, 2016 at 11:58 am

    The camera seems horrible.

  44. Lea Pastillaroja
    Lea Pastillaroja
    August 17, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    great assets…
    the pun police will kick your door down…
    If the SJW gestapo doesn’t do it first

  45. TrojanHorse711
    TrojanHorse711
    August 17, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    You had me at ‘Metroidvania’, and you sold me at assets. Now how’s the gamepla-

    “Error (429)”
    “This account’s links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!”

    Well crap.

  46. InfectedAI
    InfectedAI
    August 17, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    This looks horrendous. It looks like one of those ‘games’ tv shows would quickly slap together when they needed to show a character playing something but couldn’t show an actual game.

    “I can’t believe you play this perverted crap!” “It’s not perverted!” (Shows horrible looking model of a person with ridiculous boobs and ass) (smirks)”Oh really?” (queue annoying laugh track)

    Also the camera angles are horrible. The barrier to entry for Steam Greenlight is much lower than I thought.

  47. InfectedAI
    InfectedAI
    August 17, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    What the heck is that from? Do I wanna know?

  48. An Honest Opinion
    An Honest Opinion
    August 17, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    Apparently my system was missing VCRuntime something. I installed it, then I got another error saying the game couldn’t run properly. I give up, lol. Watched a demo playthrough on YouTube and it looks alright. Will play the full game when it launches. Thanks for the reply here, appreciate it.

  49. Nuku Nuku Natsume Mishima
    Nuku Nuku Natsume Mishima
    August 17, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    Where can I buy that sexy robot? XD.

  50. Kev Lew
    Kev Lew
    August 17, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    tomb raider-ish with a portal inspired theme and resident evil 4-5-6-revalations control scheme. Looks interesting, even without that camera angle.

  51. Donwel
    Donwel
    August 17, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Well colour me interested.

  52. Extrange
    Extrange
    August 17, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    Rondo Duo -Fortissimo at Dawn- .

    It has an English patch.

  53. Extrange
    Extrange
    August 17, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    *gif posting time*

  54. Extrange
    Extrange
    August 17, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    I’m a benevolent god.

  55. John Smith
    John Smith
    August 17, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    I spend dozens of hours modding skyrim to look like this and just like skyrim ill only get in 15 minutes of game time before i gotta stop from over stimulation

  56. Master Bating
    Master Bating
    August 17, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    Too bad its the worse fetish

  57. A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
    A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
    August 17, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Well this won’t create alot of Rule34 materi…too late.

  58. A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
    A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
    August 17, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    worst?

  59. Master Bating
    Master Bating
    August 17, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    Its neitehr Yuri or straight, Its Futa and I curse God everyday for it.

  60. Rhithen Shtred
    Rhithen Shtred
    August 17, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    Hmmm the design is convincig

  61. Rhithen Shtred
    Rhithen Shtred
    August 17, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    The desing convinced me

  62. A Loli de 42 Anos
    A Loli de 42 Anos
    August 17, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Actually looks fun! the game features look interesting and Challenging.

    with that being said;

  63. Khirt
    Khirt
    August 18, 2016 at 8:10 am

    Do other TinkleBell games have english patches?

  64. A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
    A Punk Named Katsuya Jonouchi
    August 18, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    I looked up gameplay video’s…I regret it.

  65. Arturo Martin del Campo
    Arturo Martin del Campo
    August 18, 2016 at 6:50 pm

    You forggot to mention in the Key Features the impressive body that the main character has, i mean, Those things are not even human like XD

  66. Arturo Martin del Campo
    Arturo Martin del Campo
    August 18, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    You forggot to mention in the Key Features the impressive body that the main character has, i mean, Those things are not even human like… XD

  67. That One Guy Doing Things
    That One Guy Doing Things
    August 19, 2016 at 1:12 am

    Rondo Duo it’s a visual novel.

  68. Zanard Bell
    Zanard Bell
    August 20, 2016 at 12:39 am

    A S S

  69. Shamz
    Shamz
    September 26, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    Looks like yet another Unity trash game. I can’t believe people actually buy this garbage.

  70. Trouble Man
    Trouble Man
    October 21, 2016 at 11:57 pm

    Who the hell doesn’t like futa/female? It’s like lesbianism with a chance of impregnation.

  71. Raspberry
    Raspberry
    November 3, 2016 at 3:37 am

    LUL butthurt Gaben’s personal faggot is BUTTHURT KEK