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Compile Heart Teases a Game That Involves… More Breasts?

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Compile Heart has opened a new teaser website.

The website is colored a bright pink and has two massive … mammary looking objects. The background also features a large section of the pi sequence (the Japanese love using pi as a truncated version of oppai, or breasts).

If you click them, they play various audio clips of girls making noises (usually breast-themed onomatopoeia), or moaning.

What could it be for? We’ll know once the countdown timer runs out.


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82 comments
  1. landlock
    landlock
    March 6, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    A teaser for something we will never get.

  2. Audie Bakerson
    Audie Bakerson
    March 6, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    “ペタンペタン”

    すごい!

  3. jesse team.s.i.m.
    jesse team.s.i.m.
    March 6, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    If you go to the website and touch them, you’ll here some noises.
    I know this because… um.. i found out
    for
    Academic
    purposes.

  4. BurgerUnit
    BurgerUnit
    March 6, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Compile Heart giving zero fucks. +1

  5. Heavily Augmented
    Heavily Augmented
    March 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    Well this should get interesting… to say the least. Haven’t even seen any gameplay yet or what the hell the game is but I already want it translated (NOT LOCALIZED AND BUTCHERED).

  6. VLX
    VLX
    March 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    love it, can’t wait to hear moar

  7. dogmentation
    dogmentation
    March 6, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    SEOON?
    PIOOOEO?

  8. Touma Kazusa
    Touma Kazusa
    March 6, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    Neptunia Spinoff focusing on Vert? please?

  9. blackice85
    blackice85
    March 6, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Yeah she’s due for one.

  10. TheMaverickGamer
    TheMaverickGamer
    March 6, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Hell yes to this.

  11. Jack
    Jack
    March 6, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Oh man, i can already see the fractured asses

  12. Cael
    Cael
    March 6, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Pettan~ Pettan~

  13. ReaperX30
    ReaperX30
    March 6, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    As long as there’s an Asian version with English in it, I’m in!

  14. MusouTensei
    MusouTensei
    March 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    Can’t wait to see what it is, also can’t wait to taste the salt of the anti boob movement.

  15. MGNoxa
    MGNoxa
    March 6, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Anybody have any solid guesses as to what this could be for?

  16. lalorobot
    lalorobot
    March 6, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    I just noticed the left one bounces more than the right one, which fits with the “pettan pettan”

  17. Pillbugable
    Pillbugable
    March 6, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Those are clearly boobs on that image, I’m not sure where you’re seeing ass.

  18. 萌えゲー
    萌えゲー
    March 6, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    おっぱい + ナデナデ = I’M IN~♡

  19. dsadsada
    dsadsada
    March 6, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    Oppai. Seems we’re getting math puns to go with the boobs. Enjoy, nerds.

  20. JoeSislack
    JoeSislack
    March 6, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    Crossing fingers for a english language Asia version.

  21. blackice85
    blackice85
    March 6, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    Still hoping for one of Omega Labyrinth too (different company, I know). That’s what I first thought of when I saw this article.

  22. nine_ball
    nine_ball
    March 7, 2016 at 12:44 am

    Oh, god. What kind of immature, jobless, hiki-NEET, disgusting, perverted nerd, weeaboo do you have to be to see boobs? Those are clearly eyeballs. Big, unblinking, bouncing eyeballs. And the pi sequence in the background? It’s clearly part of the formula for the circumference of a circle.

  23. Yabloko Molloco San
    Yabloko Molloco San
    March 7, 2016 at 12:51 am

    It’s a casette tape, dude.

  24. Audie Bakerson
    Audie Bakerson
    March 7, 2016 at 12:53 am

    I feel dumb now.

  25. Audie Bakerson
    Audie Bakerson
    March 7, 2016 at 12:53 am

    Learn Nipponese.

  26. Kiryu
    Kiryu
    March 7, 2016 at 1:46 am

    Don’t know what it is but CH can be sure to have my attention.

  27. Kiryu
    Kiryu
    March 7, 2016 at 1:47 am

    How can someone hate boobs?Everyone loves boobs.

  28. Eldhin Hellknight
    Eldhin Hellknight
    March 7, 2016 at 1:59 am

    Well, i’m interested

  29. TheCynicalReaper
    TheCynicalReaper
    March 7, 2016 at 2:03 am

    Can we get the other game out first before teasing another title so soon, CH?
    Also, those aren’t breasts. Compile Heart’s just being cheeky. Watch, it’ll be some robot eyes or something after zooming out.

    Black Rose Valkyrie is the only thing I’m concerned with. It’s so promising so far!

  30. Leandro Teixeira
    Leandro Teixeira
    March 7, 2016 at 2:29 am

    Whatever it is we probably won’t be getting it

  31. Sangaz
    Sangaz
    March 7, 2016 at 2:41 am

    Keep doing what you’re doing Compile Heart <3

  32. Derek
    Derek
    March 7, 2016 at 3:08 am

    Time for a Pantsu quest! Rev up the Vita Devkit, CH needs money again!

  33. zane20x
    zane20x
    March 7, 2016 at 3:46 am

    What ever it is they wont bring it over just like moe chs

  34. Superscooter
    Superscooter
    March 7, 2016 at 3:54 am

    I only really care if it’s good.

  35. Akuma
    Akuma
    March 7, 2016 at 4:17 am

    Or maybe it’s the official site for the upcoming Monster Monpiece on mobile?

  36. Mr0303
    Mr0303
    March 7, 2016 at 4:49 am

    More life is always welcome. Just do an Asia release and we’re friends.

  37. Vernify
    Vernify
    March 7, 2016 at 5:14 am

    She’s the only one so far who hasn’t had her own game (with Neptune obviously taking her bit of the spotlight). Probably not, but one can hope she gets her spin-off soon.

  38. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 5:28 am

    Third wave femmists SJW hate da boobs, gay men WHITE KNIGHTS hate da boobs & non-gay men white knights hates da boobs too.

    Anybody Esles loves happy boobs.

  39. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 5:35 am

    I find this funny it’s CH nuked to the UN What better then to show breasts saying nakewd breasts is indeed in the game but I doubt it other CH games never have fully exposed boobs.

  40. Zanard Bell
    Zanard Bell
    March 7, 2016 at 5:49 am

    The way the flattie (I assume it’s a flattie) says PETTAM♫ is… gorgeous.

    To say the least.

  41. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 6:47 am

    That too cross my mind it a official release date, Naked as in total naked hence the name monster monpiece naked. ?

  42. Joey
    Joey
    March 7, 2016 at 6:56 am

    Same. Though if that does get a Western release hopefully XSEED/Marvelous will take it.

    Hopefully Bullet Girls 2 will get an English Asian release. That would get censored heavily if that came to the West.

  43. Chocolate ISISCream
    Chocolate ISISCream
    March 7, 2016 at 8:56 am

    I believe in the Asia-English release, man. Still waiting for Crystal to get an asian english release ;_;

  44. Uncle Ocelot
    Uncle Ocelot
    March 7, 2016 at 9:07 am

    Sounds like my type of game.

  45. Ainai
    Ainai
    March 7, 2016 at 9:10 am

    Assuming English words and with the help of http://www.a2zwordfinder.com/

    First Word Choices: sedan, semen, serin, seton, seven, sewan

    Second Word Choices: piaffed, piaffer, piaffes, piaster, pickeer, pickier, pickled, pickles, picoted, picotee, picquet, piddled, piddler, piddles, pierced, piercer, pierces, pieties, piffled, piffles, piggier, piggies, pigmies, pigsney, pigweed, pikakes, pikemen, piloted, pilsner, pilules, pimpled, pimples, pinched, pincher, pinches, pinenes, pingoes, pinites, pinkies, pinkoes, pinnies, pinoles, pinones, pintles, pintoes, pinweed, pioneer, pipages, pirated, pirates, pirogen, pitched, pitcher, pitches, pithier, pivoted, pizzles

    My Favorite Combination: Semen Pirates!

  46. Immahnoob
    Immahnoob
    March 7, 2016 at 9:25 am

    And now, the true test… Hold fast, or get localized.

  47. Immahnoob
    Immahnoob
    March 7, 2016 at 9:27 am

    “pickled, pickles”

    HISOME, EL EXTERMINADOR DE PEPINILLOS.

  48. Immahnoob
    Immahnoob
    March 7, 2016 at 9:27 am

    Vert is shit-tier waifu.

    Rom and Ram are best grills. They come in a pair!

  49. BurgerUnit
    BurgerUnit
    March 7, 2016 at 10:03 am

    Ram is awesome but the English VA for Rom… lets just say she tries.

  50. BurgerUnit
    BurgerUnit
    March 7, 2016 at 10:10 am

    Yeah the whole Moero situation sucks. Why they thought a censored fan service game would sell well I don’t know. It didn’t save it from getting ripped in reviews by the usual suspects anyway.

    Maybe things would be different if they stuck to their guns. Let’s see what effect the Steam release has.

  51. Immahnoob
    Immahnoob
    March 7, 2016 at 10:29 am

    English VA? Go away. Now.

  52. BurgerUnit
    BurgerUnit
    March 7, 2016 at 10:44 am

    You should try it sometime. They do a pretty good job. There’s no “Weuve got troble” here.

    Although I did just shit on Roms VA and Neptune can get kind of grating too. And the game is only partially dubbed.

    Eh maybe I’ll take your advice hah.

  53. Bianca Ann Saracino
    Bianca Ann Saracino
    March 7, 2016 at 10:47 am

    Im not very fond of big ones so loving small boobs still counts too right? >_< haha

  54. Bianca Ann Saracino
    Bianca Ann Saracino
    March 7, 2016 at 10:50 am

    Me too, I pray it’s not cancelled even though I have no reason to think it will be. Do you know about how long after the announcement of the moero chronicles english asain release it tool to actually release? Crystal just came out in japan last September so it’s still pretty new.

  55. Bianca Ann Saracino
    Bianca Ann Saracino
    March 7, 2016 at 10:51 am

    And it’s already banned on neogaf ;D

  56. dogmentation
    dogmentation
    March 7, 2016 at 10:53 am

    So I guess it turned out to be Seven Pirates after all.

  57. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 10:59 am

    It called diversity big ones, small ones, genders, trans genders etc etc all welcome into games right. ?

  58. Guin
    Guin
    March 7, 2016 at 11:00 am

    God bless Japan.

  59. Bianca Ann Saracino
    Bianca Ann Saracino
    March 7, 2016 at 11:01 am

    Of course ^_^ haha

  60. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 11:02 am

    But you know what get me the most & it’s crazy that I always thought that SJWs want diversity in games & we got diversity into games right.

    So why are they still complaining? ?

  61. Immahnoob
    Immahnoob
    March 7, 2016 at 11:12 am

    Never. Japanese VA is superior.

    Rom/Ram in Japanese are my real waifus.

  62. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 11:20 am

    You mean NeoGay already banned the topic.

    That was dam fast but of course coming from a SJWs website let bitch about it before it even coming out.

  63. Bianca Ann Saracino
    Bianca Ann Saracino
    March 7, 2016 at 11:36 am

    Oh I stopped visiting the site long ago so I have no clue if it’s been “officially” banned yet but I know other games in this series along with many other games like this ate banned and those who admit to liking them are as well. So I’m sure the mods or whatever on that site are panicking and having meltdowns at this games announcement haha

  64. Joey
    Joey
    March 7, 2016 at 11:37 am

    Neogaf are scared to admit they like panties and booty ;)

  65. Joey
    Joey
    March 7, 2016 at 11:38 am

    I personally prefer the English VAs for Neptunia games too, so you’re not alone.

  66. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 11:48 am

    I never consider joining that gay site anyway didn’t want to give those power freaks another scalp to banned their are nothing if people stop joining that site.

  67. Alistair
    Alistair
    March 7, 2016 at 11:51 am

    Don’t care about them as their numbers drop & their into safe games we play our Aisa release English game.

    A saying only the bold & brave.

  68. Chocolate ISISCream
    Chocolate ISISCream
    March 7, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Oh, shit.
    May 15th 2014 in Japan, and May 5th 2015 in Asia.

    I guess we should patiently wait for September this year.

  69. Bianca Ann Saracino
    Bianca Ann Saracino
    March 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    Oh wow I didn’t expect you to actually look it up so thanks for doing so ^_^ it’s nice to see that there’s still plenty of time before any worries should set in. I just hope this time the English asian edition will have a CE like the jpn version did ^_^

  70. Aken Bosch
    Aken Bosch
    March 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    So boobs with math? I would try it.

  71. Chocolate ISISCream
    Chocolate ISISCream
    March 7, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    NEVER STOP BELIEVING

  72. Bianca Ann Saracino
    Bianca Ann Saracino
    March 7, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    Yes ^_^

  73. tccboss
    tccboss
    March 7, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    Oppai, pi, 3.14 cutie pie, qt 3.14…. oh no I’m going to deep!!

  74. DDD-kun
    DDD-kun
    March 7, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    I know a couple of folks that will be happy to hear about this. Hopefully they’ll follow in Moe Chronicle’s footsteps and continue English-subbing Asia releases.

  75. Fenrir007
    Fenrir007
    March 7, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    These bloody toehoe songs are like crack. I dont even like the franchise (but I dont dislike it), but I really dont understand how such a massive fanbase grew up over a shmup game with badly drawn lolis wearing granny pants.

  76. Fenrir007
    Fenrir007
    March 7, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    “The background also features a large section of the pi sequence (the Japanese love using pi as a truncated version of oppai, or breasts).”

    I did not know that. Can someone explain it to me?

  77. DDD-kun
    DDD-kun
    March 7, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    titty all day erry day

  78. dsadsada
    dsadsada
    March 7, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    Did you check out the teaser site again? After pirates was announced, it got updated. And funnily enough, your image was what first came to mind.

  79. dsadsada
    dsadsada
    March 8, 2016 at 12:03 am

    To summarize, FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM!

    To expound, fans were free to do what they wanted with the series and characters including making fan games, comics and merchandise and the creator was cool with it. Eventually a bunch of autists having fun and enjoying themselves attracted other people who also found it fun to enjoy what the fans produced even without necessarily having to play the original shmups.

    With some fans creating new things all the time, that also helps other fans stick around since there’s always something new popping up. And as some fans move on from the franchise, others took their place to keep it going.

    That explains what keeps it going but I also find it surprising how the PC-98 games got the original fanbase who were more than willing to create their own fanworks in the first place.

  80. Fenrir007
    Fenrir007
    March 9, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    Really, it boggles my mind. What truly makes me go bananas is how Zun doesnt go full “Capitalism, Ho!” on it and earn MAD dosh with his franchise. I guess as long as he has beer money (literally), he is fine.