The New Mobile Triple Triad is Broken; or, Lightning Ruins Everything (Again)


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Triple Triad is probably the most popular of the Final Fantasy mini-games, so it only makes sense that Square Enix decided to bring it to mobile devices, as they recently did in Japan, by making it a free-to-play exclusive for their Final Fantasy Portal App.

The difference between the new Triple Triad and the old is that the mobile version contains cards from not just VIII, but all of the Final Fantasies—including Final Fantasy XIII. Lightning has her own card, and she’s breaking the game, according to Hachima Kikou.

It becomes clear from the following images why:

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This is Lightning. Lightning has two sides with an “A”, the highest value in the card game. This means that she will beat any card along those edges, or at least draw with it.

Below, you can see a player selecting five Lightning cards, and beginning the game by placing her in the upper right corner. How does a game progress after that? The outcome is evident in the last screenshot.

There is a rules set in the original mini-game in which draws count as wins, which may well balance against this specific card selection, but it’s unknown (to us, at least) whether that rules system is even in play in the game; and that doesn’t fix games in which this mechanic doesn’t apply. This card may well have broken the game.

A Japanese player even claims the following has been happening in PvP matches:

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Some will certainly interpret this as more evidence that Lightning and Squeenix’s unholy love for her have ruined yet another Final Fantasy game, but the actual problem (if it is indeed a problem) is that players are allowed more than one of each hero card. Whereas the original Triple Triad only had one each of the cards that represented main and important characters, like party members, villains, and GFs, the developers behind this Triple Triad seem to have removed that limitation. One can only speculate as to the thinking behind this design decision.

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  • Postcards

    Only one of each card should be allowed per side. This is how it is in FFXIV. I don’t know why they changed it in this mobile game.

  • Dewey Defeats Truman

    If this is how it’s gonna go I’m kinda glad SE will apparently never actually remake FF7 since these two things are all people want and they already blew it with the first one.

  • ivanchu77

    How the hell can you fuck up something as simple as triple triad? Square is such a mess …

  • Joel Leonheart

    Hnmm..didn’t play triple triad much (Was focused on the story of certain FF games like VII, VIII, 9, 12 etc.) But even I know that’s not how triple triad work’s :/ hnmm..Youre definetly slipping Enix but at least FF Record Keeper is kinda good (Unless they screw it up at some point)

  • reaxxionrj

    dang

  • Ether101

    I remember there being cards that had corner 9s before. They where rather easy to get early on and broke the game then too.

  • Thanatos2k

    Why would they allow more than one copy of a card? Are they morons?

  • Omnistrand

    I came here just to say that the article title is amazing, props to you. That is all

  • Tyrannikos

    Did they not consult literally any TCG worth its salt before implementing this retardation? As ivanchu said – HOW DO YOU MESS UP TRIPLE TRIAD? It’s so simple!

  • dsadsada

    Not like it matters since the real problem is that you can use multiple of the same card but are there any other cards that can do this or is it just Lightning?

  • Anonymous

    LIGHTNING STRIKES ONCE AGAIN, FF RUINED

  • Takua343

    god fucking damn, Square, shut the fuck up about Lightning already, no one likes her, she broke Dissidia, now she’s breaking Triple Triad? can we just go back in time and neuter Toryiyama before he makes XIII so this uncalled for boner of his will stop ruining FF?

  • Akumanoid

    That Derpy Lightning is cracking me the fuck up.

  • epy

    Nope, Lightning ruins another game. Damn Square Enix and their stupid waifu.

  • NuclearCherries

    Man, I can’t wait for them to remake all of the Final Fantasies but replace everyone with Lightning.
    YOU WILL LIKE HER DAMNIT.

  • Wand

    Wait, you can pick the same card more than once? That isn’t TT, that’s BS

  • daggot △

    They should’ve fixed by making triple triad how it was in XIV that way they cant choose multiple lightning cards

  • Zack

    Reveals Final Fantasy VII for PS4… as a port, not a remake.
    Releases FF Type-0 in the west… days after the fan-translation was released. Worships Lightning as the mother of all that is holy, and forces everyone else to do so too.

    Square Enix… great troll company of all time.

  • Dom The Elegy

    I love this headline so much.

  • Deepish

    A C C E P T     T H E     G O D D E S S

    On a more serious note, they just messed up the rules of Triple Triad overall, somehow. Square makes some weird mobile decisions.